What Do You Do?
You are driving along on a wild stormy night.
You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus.
1. An old lady who is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man(or)woman you have been dreaming about.
Knowing there could only be one
passenger in your car,
which one would you choose, ?
This is a moral/ethical dilemma
that was once actually used as part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
or you could take the old friend because they once saved your life,
and this would be the perfect chance to pay them back.
However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.
Think before you continue reading .............................
The candidate who was hired (out
of 200 applicants)
had no trouble coming up with their answer.
WHAT DID THEY SAY?
They simply answered:
"I would give the car keys to my old friend,
and let them take the lady to the hospital.
I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the lover of my dreams."
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - When Intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.
LOVE - When you argue over how many children
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - When...uh...what's a climax?
LOVE - When you phone each other just
to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch.
LOVE - When you show concern for your
LUST - When you couldn't give a shit.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV
LOVE - When your heart flutters every
time you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE - When breaking up is something you
try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.
LOVE - When a rainy day means more time
to stay inside and talk.
LUST - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
MARRIAGE - When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.
LOVE - You only leave the house to buy
coffee and doughnuts.
LUST - You only leave the house to buy condoms and sex jelly.
MARRIAGE - You only leave the house when you're allowed.